The thing is, ARENA-Ballpens are really next to perfect as advertisment gadgets. They are usefull. They come in handy.
The only thing better might be ARENA-lighters.
Or so you think!
What you don’t know is, that ARENA was planning on producing ARENA-Condoms.
With a logo and everthing.
The only reason we are not presented with free ARENA condoms is plain and simple:
„They were too fucking expensive!“
And with that, I want to repeat:
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Wir waren professionell während des Shootings.
Wir haben Blitz benutzt.