Says God: „You wouldn’t believe what happened to me yesterday. I met this guy who was praying so hard and intensly for hours, I finally descended from the heavens with all my angels to ask him what his problem was. He replied that my existence depended solely on people’s believe, and that I ought to buy him his beers from now on.“ God orders another whisky.
Says the tree: „That’s nothing. I met this guy last week who wouldn’t stop staring at me for hours, without even blinking. After ages, I finally asked him what he was doing. He said he was trying to avoid a discussion.“ Tree orders another whisky.
Says the Performer: „That’s nothing. Today, I got naked during a performance.“
Deeply frustrated, he orders another whisky and remains silent.
„So?“ God and Tree ask curiously, „what happened next?“
Wearily, he shouts out: „Not you, too!!! Don’t you get anything???“
